Posted on January 16, 2012 with 49,347 notes.
autopsyturvey:

ivorywonderland:

sunflowerfishes:

katnips:

odairbear:

theyrenotgonnapickyou:

district12detective:

lanzertalon:

hinoneko:

nomica:

uro-boros:

souschen:

18thcenturylove:


0scharlachrot0:
jonarbuckle:

Her absence had felt like torture—almost a form of personal punishment. girl with the dragon tattoo dear god why did i pick this book

Shortly after Russia’s World War II victory at Stalingrad, a lady, trapped in a burning building. threw her baby to a stranger below - a soldier named Ivan Petrovich.
It was the Marvel Encyclopedia. It was on the coffee table. Clearly I’ll be Black Widow’s mother.

“This entry shows, among apparent thefts and acts of vandalism to the Jeffersonian hoard, that someone was drinking a lot of Madeira while others were carrying away the rum.”
LOL WHUT

He further promised to permit the construction of Catholic churches, to pay an annual tribute, and to exclude Calvinists from office in Prussia.
Guess I’m not gonna be getting any Calvinist ass this year.

“Notable achievements.”
aw yeah

The children walked through the beach grass and sat on the sand.

Leave your pots at home when climbing Everest!
uh

“Cool. What’s that for?”

Suddenly, however, he broke out into a harp, querulous cry.

Someone else enters the room, and when I look up, I’m surprised to see it’s the baker, Peeta Mellark’s father.

“I should head home, actually” Looks like 2012 is gonna be exciting.

“It’s the only way to make people equal.” 
The fact the quote makes sense amazes me.

ano ang ipinakikiusap ni Balagtas sa makababasa ng kanyang awit?
WELP.

“It gazed at Sophie a moment longer.”
My sex life is gazing at Sophie atm, sorry, can’t help you

From the Colorstrology book. “Although you can be easygoing, you are not afraid to say what’s on your mind when you are pushed against the wall.”
I guess that could be kinky.

THE SELF AND INTRAPERSONAL COMMUNICATION
so i guess it’s just me alone this year -__________-

autopsyturvey:

ivorywonderland:

sunflowerfishes:

katnips:

odairbear:

theyrenotgonnapickyou:

district12detective:

lanzertalon:

hinoneko:

nomica:

uro-boros:

souschen:

18thcenturylove:

0scharlachrot0:

jonarbuckle:

Her absence had felt like torture—almost a form of personal punishment. girl with the dragon tattoo dear god why did i pick this book

Shortly after Russia’s World War II victory at Stalingrad, a lady, trapped in a burning building. threw her baby to a stranger below - a soldier named Ivan Petrovich.

It was the Marvel Encyclopedia. It was on the coffee table. Clearly I’ll be Black Widow’s mother.

“This entry shows, among apparent thefts and acts of vandalism to the Jeffersonian hoard, that someone was drinking a lot of Madeira while others were carrying away the rum.”

LOL WHUT

He further promised to permit the construction of Catholic churches, to pay an annual tribute, and to exclude Calvinists from office in Prussia.

Guess I’m not gonna be getting any Calvinist ass this year.

“Notable achievements.”

aw yeah

The children walked through the beach grass and sat on the sand.

Leave your pots at home when climbing Everest!

uh

“Cool. What’s that for?”

Suddenly, however, he broke out into a harp, querulous cry.

Someone else enters the room, and when I look up, I’m surprised to see it’s the baker, Peeta Mellark’s father.

“I should head home, actually” Looks like 2012 is gonna be exciting.

“It’s the only way to make people equal.” 

The fact the quote makes sense amazes me.

ano ang ipinakikiusap ni Balagtas sa makababasa ng kanyang awit?

WELP.

“It gazed at Sophie a moment longer.”

My sex life is gazing at Sophie atm, sorry, can’t help you

From the Colorstrology book. “Although you can be easygoing, you are not afraid to say what’s on your mind when you are pushed against the wall.”

I guess that could be kinky.

THE SELF AND INTRAPERSONAL COMMUNICATION

so i guess it’s just me alone this year -__________-

Via: autopsyturvey Source: loveclaire
loveclaire
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